The Fuck Mars dad hat is an iconic statement piece for anyone who is freaked out about climate change and/or is pretty fucking annoyed by billionaires who continue to send questionably-shaped rockets into space instead of trying to fix the dang problems we have on Earth!
Feel free to grab an extra hat or two while you're at it. Your pals will love you for it.
A portion of the proceeds (20%) is donated to support those affected by whatever climate crisis is currently occurring in the world...because we all know there's gonna be one.
THE OFFICIAL FUCK MARS HAT
The American Red Cross Hurricane Relief for Milton & Helene – The American Red Cross is a leading humanitarian organization dedicated to providing emergency assistance, disaster relief, and education in the United States. Established in 1881, the organization has a long history of responding to natural and man-made disasters, offering critical support to those affected.
Right now, the American Red Cross is helping and supporting people across the Southeast living with the heartbreaking destruction from Hurricanes Milton and Helene and, with our partners, we’ll be helping for weeks and months to come.
Red Cross shelters are open to everyone in need, regardless of race, ethnicity, age, religion, gender identity, sexual orientation, ability or citizenship status. All disaster assistance is free. We don’t require people to show any kind of identification to enter a shelter — just their name and where they were living before the disaster.
CLIMATE CRISIS These back-to-back storms are examples of how the climate crisis is worsening and why communities are relying on the Red Cross for much needed support on a continual basis. We can’t do this alone. Disasters this large require a team effort and we rely on community partners and generous donors to ensure we can mobilize quickly when it matters most.20% of proceeds will be donated to support rapid relief, recovery and stabilization efforts, as well as investments in climate resiliency focusing on social equity.